Language of the Fan

The Language of the Fan Then & Now...

In the past, hand fans were used not only as cooling devices, for communicating subtle romantic messages. But SiZZlin’ Sisters should have their own “language of the fan”. Here’s the updated version for the millions of us suffering from hot flashes, osteoporosis, chocolate binges, sleeplessness, weight gain, memory loss and mood swings.

Hiding eyes behind an open fan

OLD VERSION: "I only have eyes for you."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I only have thighs for you."

Opening the fan wide

OLD VERSION: "I find you most attractive"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "Baby, you give me chills. Thanks!"

Fanning Quickly

OLD VERSION: "I am engaged."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I am engaged in a major battle with my hormones."

Dropping the fan

OLD VERSION: "I belong to you"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I belong in a much colder room."

Placing the fan over her heart

OLD VERSION: "You have won my love"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I shouldn'y have ordered the Kung Pao Chicken."

The lady shows up briefly at the balcony, slowly fanning herself, and returns inside.

OLD VERSION: "I can't go out."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I can't find my way out."

Placing the fan behind the head

OLD VERSION: "Do not forget me."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "Don't forget that I used to be this much taller"

Placing the fan behind the head with little finger extended

OLD VERSION: "Goodbye"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "See you in a flash"

Carrying the open fan in the left hand

OLD VERSION: "Wait for me"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "Wait for me to finish this hot flash. Can't talk while combusting."

Hands clasped together holding an open fan

OLD VERSION: "Forgive me."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "Forgive me for eating that last chocolate doughnut."

Touching the finger to the tip of the fan

OLD VERSION: "I wish to speak with you."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I wish to speak with you about buying me another fan."
YOUR VERSION: Click here for user submitted version. "Where is the "on" switch for this thing?" - L. DeCock

Drawing the closed fan across the chin

OLD VERSION: "I think I love you."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I think I forgot to pluck my chin hairs this morning."

Fan in left hand in front of face

OLD VERSION: "I am desirous of your acquaintance."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "Because your apartment probably has central air."

Half-opening the fan over her face

OLD VERSION: "We are being watched."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "We are being watched and my butt looks so big in this dress"

Running her fingers through the fan's ribs

OLD VERSION: "I want to talk to you"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I want to talk to you but have forgotten why?"

Passing the fan from hand to hand

OLD VERSION: "I see that you are looking at another woman."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "Ask her if she has an extra fan."

Hitting the fan lightly on a nearby object

OLD VERSION: "I'm impatient!"
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "I'm incontinent."

Fan held over the left ear, then across the face

OLD VERSION: "You are quite handsome."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "You are so hot, and so am I!"

Letting the fan rest on the right cheek

OLD VERSION: "Yes."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "YES!"

Letting the fan rest on the left cheek

OLD VERSION: "No."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "NO!"

Letting the fan rest on the left check & the right cheek

OLD VERSION: "Maybe."
NEW VERSION: Click here for new version. "What was the question?"

Closed fan touching the right eye.

OLD VERSION: "When may I be allowed to see you?"
YOUR VERSION: Click here for user submitted version. "Allow me to borrow your reading glasses, I can't see the menu." - J. Greenberg, Moorestown, NJ

Drawing the fan through the hand.

OLD VERSION: "I hate you."
YOUR VERSION: Click here for user submitted version. "I have no energy to hate even you." - Colleen, Windsor, Ontario

Covering left ear with an open fan.

OLD VERSION: "Do not betray our secret."
YOUR VERSION: Click here for user submitted version. "Talk to the fan 'cause I'm not listnin'!" - Jackie Hoak

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